i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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