Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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