Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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