Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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