There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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