My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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