Im at strip club and am horny
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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