I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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