He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Even my vagina gasped.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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