I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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