all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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