My friends, they love my intelligence
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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