took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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