She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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