I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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