I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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