you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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