Porn is love you can see.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
