I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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