HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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