time to smoke my breakfast
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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