I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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