I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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