i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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