I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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