My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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