Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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