i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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