omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just googled if crying burns calories
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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