yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sober January is a disaster.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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