Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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