no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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