I love black thongs
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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