If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
