it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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