you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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