I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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