Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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