Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Randomize
