tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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