North Korea, Best Korea!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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