at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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