My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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