There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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