i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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