He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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