We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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