Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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