Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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