Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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