Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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