Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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