never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
They are going to name an STD after you.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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