420 ftw
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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